Plunder Some Booty At Sea Captain Date

Ahoy lonely sea captains! Are you sick of spending all of your time on a boat full of dudes? And ladies, do you like a man with his own vehicle and loads of facial hair and/or wooden appendages (giggity). Then do we have a (weird and most likely fake) dating site for you! It’s called Sea Captain Date and it’s the only dating site specifically for seamen and landlubbers looking to hook up (which is probably just as dirty as it sounds). While the whole thing seems like a joke, people are into weirder stuff so it’s always possible that it’s legit.

Either way, it’s responsible for one of the best pickup line ever:

Oh ShrimpCocktail, you know just what a lady wants. Source