CRACK KILLS: Super Sexy Butt Cleave Dress

Forget the crack in your rack, how about that crack in the back? I’m talking about your gluteal cleft, girrrrl! Show off dat booty crack/get crackalacking with this Super Sexy Dress (aka continue reading...

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My Feelings, They’re Hurt: Bad Valentines

Since Valentine’s Day is tomorrow and you didn’t get anything for your special someone because you don’t really like them that much, here are artist Anna Strain’s printable line of cards, Bad Valentines. They’re pretty funny. continue reading...

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Dirty Doilies Are Great For Hard Wood Surfaces

Doilies are probably the least provocative thing you can use to dress your space. Nothing says my granny helped me decorate like a bunch of lacy, white doilies delicately placed throughout the home. But the continue reading...

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Hooters + Hello Kitty = Only In Japan

To really tap into the Valentine’s Day spirit, Hooters Tokyo has hired Hello Kitty herself to get her teeties out and sell some wings. In addition, they’ll be serving up some special Valentine’s parfaits: a reasonably sized one called Rock continue reading...

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$10,010 Pizza Hut Engagement Deal

Good news: romance isn’t dead. Just in time for Valentine’s Day, Pizza Hut is offering this sweet $10,010 proposal deal. It includes: a red ruby engagement ring, bouquet of flowers, fireworks show, limo service, photographer, videographer. Plus — continue reading...

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Daaaw!: Functional One-Inch Coffee Pot

I guess it should go without saying that I just spilled scalding hot coffee in my lap because I just love tiny things and I can’t control myself. Italian goldsmith Pietro Marmo spent two months creating this continue reading...

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Sci-Fi and Fantasy Illustrations Inspired by Classic Works of Art – Laughing Squid

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Products for Extremely Close Couples

Ever feel like some couples are just a little too close? If you answered no, then you’re probably guilty of one or more of the following: too much PDA, doing EVERYTHING with your partner, and using really annoying pet continue reading...

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Barbie As Famous Works Of Art

Just yesterday we saw the geeky rendition of fine art and today we have French artist Jocelyne Grivaud’s version, with Barbie recreating famous works. THERE’S EVEN NUDES. I always thought of Barbie as a more conservative kinda continue reading...

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OMG-AR15 Unicorn Zombie Gun & Chainsaw!

Because even little girls will have to pull their own weight slaying zombies when the zombie apocalypse comes, Guns & Gardens brings us this adorably bad-ass OMG-AR15 Unicorn Zombie Gun with attached continue reading...

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Mino Garden Gnome Feeds Your Plants

Generally speaking, garden gnomes aren’t usually know for their subtlety. But the Mino Garden Gnome by young Italian designer Giovanni Tomasini not only blends in with your garden, it really becomes a part of it. Differing quite a bit continue reading...

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Because We’re Lazy: Horizontal Shower

The Dornbracht Horizontal Shower has a heated tile base to lie on and 6 heads that cleanse and allegedly massage your body. The design was just debuted at a recent trade show and should be available to purchase continue reading...

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