Handy Dandy Swiss Army… Nails?

This is a functional multi-tool manicure. It’s got all the bells and whistles cork screws, tooth picks, serrated knives, bottle openers, and screw drivers of a typical Swiss army knife. Unfortunately, neither the human responsible for the handiwork or the one sporting it is known. Show yourselves! Don’t be scared, we just want to give you a prize. Orrrr shower you with anonymous praise from strangers on the internet. The only thing that could make this mani any more convenient is if it included a set of nail clippers. Think about it — clipping your nails with your nails! So meta.