This is a video called First Kiss. It shows complete strangers meeting and going straight for the kill. The kill being MAKE OUT SESH 2014. Yeah I realize it’s got like eleventy quillion views (rough estimate), you’ve already seen it, you’re from the future, etc, etc. Good for you. But we’re posting this for the people have haven’t seen it yet. I’ll bet you my mom hasn’t. She kinda lives under a rock — the lady doesn’t even know who Kim Kardashian is! Must be nice. I love the concept of playing tonsil hockey with a stranger, but what happens if the producers pair you up with an uggo? That’d be just my luck! Someone pairing me up with a me. I’d yell some obscenities, flip some tables, and storm out. If I wanted to make out with with an unsightly human, I’d kiss my own reflection! Wouldn’t be the first time, but it’s only happened once because afterwards I puked in my mouth.