Go directly to the pit of despair, do not do as she wishes and collect $200. That’s how one of the Pirate’s Chest or Max’s Miracles cards might read in The Princess Bride edition of Monopoly. While the game would make the perfect way to challenge your enemy to a battle of the wits, it’s only a mock up and doesn’t actually exist. (Which if you ask us, is completely inconceivable!) Of course if it did exist, the game pieces would include a six-fingered glove, Indigo’s sword, an iocane wine glass, Westley’s mustache, Humperdinck’s crown and the storybook.