by Brittany High
Undead Teds is a line of zombified Teddy Bears made by Phillip Blackman. They are terrifying. And ooky! All that blood and, wait — WTF? Teddy Bears have teeth? I mean, a digestive tract, sure, that makes complete sense. But I did NOT know those guys had molars and stuff! With a Teddy Bear like this you’d have to sleep with one eye open. Me? I already sleep with both eyes open and all the lights on because I gotta keep tabs on my vast baby doll collection. Those girls get all kinds of crazy murderous at night! One time an American Girl Doll tried to stab me with a nail file. It was soooo cute. But I also had to go to the hopsital.