by Brittany High
This is a drink dispenser made in the likeness of R2-D2. Pshhh, more like R2-Pee2 — that questionable drank is coming directly from his beep boop! Why’s he got it all hanging out like that, anyway? Dammit Artoo, have some decency you little nasty! The project was executed by Instructables user SadR2D2. They even offer DIY instructions to make your own HERE. I don’t know why you want a droid-peen dispensing your Kool-Aid or Jungle Juice or whatever, but that’s none of my business. This is between you and whoever ends up catching you drinking directly from the spout. Damn, you krinky as a mofo!