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15 Weirdest Etsy Finds

by Jenni Chasteen

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We’ve never seen weirder items until esty gave creative artists a place to run wild. We’ve got a list of the 15 weirdest etsy finds complete with jewelry that resembles body parts, soap for gamers and very strange and unique pop culture references.

Doll Arm Earrings

We can’t think of anything creepier than tiny doll arms sticking out of your earlobes… well honestly we never would have thought of that in the first place, but of course someone on etsy did. If you think this is bizarre, then you probably don’t want to know what they did with the head. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you! Source

Xbox 360 Controller Replica Soap

It’s one thing when you proudly pronounce your fanboyism with a cool t-shirt or accessory, but soap? That’s a whole new level of obsession we just weren’t prepared for. If everything in your home needs to display your love for Microsoft, then you’ll love the Xbox 360 Controller Soap with realistic buttons. Of course since we’re talking gaming here, the soap is gently scented with Mountain Dew fragrance. Source

Carlos the Luchador Pillow

Cuddle up with Carlos the Luchador, an etsy pillow monster special. As if his face weren’t scary enough, check out those giant button nipples. Carlos is just one of many many dolls we never want to sleep with on etsy.

Intestines Necklace

We can only imagine that the intestines necklace was created to confuse and disgust… because why exactly would anyone want a detailed model of intestines around their neck unless they were some kind of sociopath right? Oh well, at least it comes in bright colors! That makes it cute and fun!

Jackalope Feltidermy

If you don’t get the desire to kill and mount animals to your wall, you might not get the desire to stitch them out of felt and do the same either. The Jackalope Feltidermy hand is made from turquoise and white felt and is mounted to a wood plaque and hangs proudly in your game room… which is used to play checkers and stuff, not store hunting trophies.

Ouija Board Lunch Box

If you thought it was creepy to keep a Ouija board in your attic, then you’re really not going to be crazy about carrying one around with you at all times. The Ouija Board Lunch Box in theory could be used as a Ouija board, except instead of using it on a stormy night at the campground, you can use it on a sunny afternoon in the cafeteria. Source

Bacon and Egg Jellyfish

Etsy artists love to crochet monsters and food, so the next logical progression would be food monsters. The Bacon and Egg Jellyfish looks as gross as it does appetizing. On one hand we love anything involving bacon and on the other hand we loath the bitter sting of jellyfish. We do wonder however if the tentacles of a Bacon and Egg Jellyfish would be crunchy and delicious or deadly. Source

Sexy Barbie Legs Jewelry Holder

Barbie’s head may have popped off long ago, but let’s face it, it wasn’t exactly her best trait. Barbie’s got great legs, which apparently make fantastic ring holders. One creative etsy artist repurposed her legs by attaching them to a beautiful vintage mahogany leaf tray. Her legs still bend and move as well as they ever did when she was intact. Source

Crocheted Boob Pillow

Not your Grandmother’s crocheted pillow… The Crocheted Boob Pillow looks like it would be really comfortable to lay on with soft contours and plenty of stuffing. Contact the artist for varieties in color and size. Source

Flatworm Plushy

Who doesn’t think flatworms are just the cuddliest of creatures? If you need a refresher in high school biology, flatworms, otherwise known as planarians show up a lot in science class experiments. That’s because planarians have the unique ability of growing a new head if you slice them in half, as demonstrated by this large semi-realistic pillow.

Weighted Companion Cube Earrings

I’m making a note here: huge success. To say that the game Portal has spurred a cult following would be a severe understatement. The sadistic sense of humor from the game won fans over. Now you can always have your weighted companion cube nearby for comfort. If you’re not in on the gag, well play portal because it’s a great game, then pick up these awesome Weighted Companion Cube Earrings.

Planter Feet

Hide these feet planters under a bush and give visitors to your garden a scare when they think someone’s hiding in the bushes. The Planter Feet make a cozy addition to the garden with a really natural earthy feel that will make you want to run around barefoot in the yard.

Zombie Wedding Cake Topper

Til death do you part doesn’t even cover it. The Zombie Wedding Cake Topper reminds you of the harsh finality of marriage through a scary, but somehow charming, undead couple. Their skeletons are exposed and they’re covered in blood and various stitches and display bullet wounds in their backs. Despite the grotesque subject matter the Zombie Wedding Cake Topper is actually quite beautiful with lots of color and detail.

Tom Selleck Mustache Necklace

We always kind of figured that Tom Selleck’s gruff facade has everything to do with the mustache and oh how we envy it. Finally women and young boys can experience first hand what it would be like to have a big bushy beautiful ‘stache. Now all you need is a Ferrari and you’re on your way to the Magnum P.I. lifestyle you’ve always yearned for. Source

Knitted Dissected Frog

If you object to dissecting animals, why not rip apart this kitted frog dissection. The frog is made from a silk wool blend that’s split open to reveal his wooly froggy insides. This poor little fella is pinned down to the board, just the way we remember (but tried to forget) in biology class. Source

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Comments (32)

  1. Posted by tronix on July 15th, 2009 at 10:26 pm

    How about mixed media paintings made with PRESERVED COW TAILS http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=25574174

  2. Posted by Sarah on July 15th, 2009 at 11:48 pm

    that was very interesting

  3. Posted by Gail on July 16th, 2009 at 10:42 am

    Some very cool stuff here. Makes me want to click over to Etsy right now! :)

  4. Posted by Traci Toguchi on July 16th, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    LOL These are hilarious! I’m still laughing.

    Don’t know which one I like the “best.” :)

    Thanks for laughs.

  5. Posted by Catherine L Owen on July 18th, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    haha, what great finds :-)
    i find the simple faltworms appealing xxx

  6. Posted by Pearl on July 31st, 2009 at 1:30 am

    HAHA!!! Really hilarious! very creative people we have in Etsy!

  7. Posted by lisa on August 9th, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    Al that is hilarious! The knitted dissected frog??? Carlos the Luchador pillow??? I love it!

  8. Posted by rabbit on August 16th, 2009 at 10:33 pm

    One of my moms students at the USD made her one of those foot planters!!

  9. Posted by Chrissy on August 17th, 2009 at 11:42 pm

    I could see a doctor wearing the intestinal necklace.

  10. Posted by Are Kay Elle on August 25th, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    As an etsy member I must say, these are some of the most awesome things I’ve seen so far, seriously, I’m jealous of how awesome this are!

  11. Posted by allen derico on August 28th, 2009 at 3:56 pm

    This is what happens when people have too much tome on their hands.

  12. Posted by weddingideas on September 8th, 2009 at 7:36 pm

    Look at all of this creativity. Very impressive (and interesting) stuff.

  13. Posted by ZombieNinjaBot on September 29th, 2009 at 12:40 am

    The intestine necklace = pure win!

  14. Posted by OddBirds on September 29th, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    I was pretty sad to find that that frog is sold out, but I may try to make some feet planters of my very own!

    Shameless plug: Just set up a shop for retro wrestling photos (1940s-1960s). Just a few up now, but some great ones to come – evil Nazis, dwarf wrestlers, a guy WRESTLING A BEAR, etc.

  15. Posted by Nicole on October 27th, 2009 at 11:01 am

    You didn’t include the necklaces that are custom sculpted based off of your description to depict your labia.

  16. Posted by NEVER on December 7th, 2009 at 4:36 pm

    I actually bought that intestines necklace because of this. It’s amazing.

  17. Posted by Nikita Hengbok on January 4th, 2010 at 11:03 am

    LOL! Some of them are really hilarious! XD

  18. Posted by sarah on January 8th, 2010 at 10:48 pm

    how about this “knitted childbirth education pattern”?
    who would knit this??

  19. Posted by Drew on January 13th, 2010 at 11:33 am

    What a lol. anyone seen http://www.regretsy.com ?

  20. Posted by Sky on January 15th, 2010 at 2:55 pm

    I’m sorry, but why would you WANT an intestines necklace? Some of the items on etsy are so bizarre, and expensive, I really don’t consider it art, but then again, I have taste in art, so maybe that’s why I do not like it.

  21. Posted by Wedding Lists on February 9th, 2010 at 9:06 am

    Some people have to much time on their hands..!

  22. Posted by bria on March 3rd, 2010 at 9:55 am

    I want that Tom Selleck necklace.

  23. Posted by Karen on March 14th, 2010 at 12:12 am

    ha ha. The Zombie wedding topper is amazing.

  24. Posted by Cassandra on April 15th, 2010 at 6:34 pm

    This is simply some of the coolest stuff I have ever seen EVER!
    I reeeally love the feltidermy and dissected frog! GRUNT!

  25. Posted by David on May 24th, 2010 at 6:18 pm

    Awwwwwwww – i just LOVE the flatworm plush!! i might buy one of those!

  26. Posted by Teo on August 30th, 2010 at 1:06 pm

    Crazy stuff :) ) I always wondered what can you do with this kind of things? Maybe as a funny gift (?!)

  27. Posted by Ellen on September 10th, 2010 at 6:01 pm

    My mom who has Crohn’s disease (and several feet of missing intestine as a result) has the intestines necklace and loves it! Like buying back the organs that you’ve lost. She bought me a spleen pin from I <3 guts, since I lost mine as a kid.

  28. Posted by the_nthian on November 1st, 2010 at 11:54 am

    I’m thinking that the “Intestine necklace” should be re-purposed as a sporran…

  29. Posted by The Artistic Bowl on July 23rd, 2012 at 8:16 pm

    LOL! I love all the weird things on Etsy. The nerdy side of me adores the Xbox controller.

  30. Posted by jenni cook on August 7th, 2012 at 1:41 am

    i’d love to get that wedding cake topper for my daughters wedding, but when i clicked on the link it didn’t take me to the site. help!

  31. Posted by Jenni Chasteen on August 7th, 2012 at 5:59 am

    Hi jenni cook, if you click on the image it points to the etsy store that sold the item. However it looks like that item is sold out. However there are tons more zombie cake toppers on etsy: http://www.etsy.com/search?q=zombie%20cake%20topper&view_type=gallery&ship_to=ZZ&min=0&max=0

  32. Posted by Ari on August 9th, 2012 at 6:01 pm

    What about these weird drawings? The college-aged hipster and her dust mite?!?!?!

    WeirdGoods.etsy.com

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