by Brooke Dowd Sacco
I sort of just what to write Oh-my-god-this-can’t-be-real about a hundred times and hit publish. Because, oh my god, this can’t be real. As if the Shake Weight wasn’t suggestive enough, now there’s the Free Flexor. It’s almost as if these exercise products are being produced solely for the buzz. In fact, this baby is here just in time to become the perfect a holiday gag gift. Jimmy Kimmel’s getting in on the fun in the video below, as he presents the ultimate lewd strengthening device: the Tug Toner. Just $39.95 plus shipping and lots of handling.