by Jenni Chasteen
Moving furniture sucks. That’s why every time
I get evicted I decide to move I just burn that mother down sell all my old furniture on craigslist. That’s partially due to the fact that I have no friends and no one would ever help me move. But if I had furniture that could walk, I would probably take it with me. Mostly out of guilt though because it seems alive and it would be hard not to start thinking of it as a friend (and it’s a bad idea to try to sell friends on Craigslist). The Walking Table by Wouter Scheublin would make a great pet—you don’t have to feed it and unlike some tables you don’t have to clean up after it.