Nihilist Toothpaste Feels Like Brushing Your Teeth With Nothing

Nihilist Toothpaste Feels Like Brushing Your Teeth With Nothing

Have you ever wondered what a nihilist’s morning routine was like? Like, if nothing is real or has any significant value, then why even bother getting ready? There’s no meaning behind a morning routine. Nothing is real—not even Lucky Charms. Well it turns out even nihilists know that cavities are real so they still brush their teeth. But not with meaningless minty toothpaste—they use a toothpaste that has no flavor, no color, nothing. It’s the perfect gift for anyone you know who thinks they know what nihilism means. I’m not sure I know, but mostly because I’m skeptical that knowledge of such a thing can actually exist.

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