Disastrous Dining With The Swing Table

This is a Swing Table. It’s basically exactly what it sounds like: a table with chairs that swing. AWESOME. Great concept and all but seriously? It’s just asking me to make a mess. I already have a hard enough time not being rambunctious at the dinner table. What? The prospect of food gets me excited! With a Swing Table, I’ll not only be bouncing off the walls, clanging my silverware together and screaming ‘We want food! We want food!” Now I’ll also be swinging across the table to get second helpings. INCOMIIIIING! Mayday, mayday! *crashes through potato salad* Mom’s gonna love this! $7790 Source