This Gold Pill Makes You Poop Glitter

This Gold Pill Makes You Poop Glitter

Want to shit gold? I mean, LITERALLY? Just swallow one of these Gold Pills and all your glittery doo-doo dreams will come true. This product is totally for real-real and not just for play-play. The pill capsule will set you back $425, is filled with 24-karat gold leaf and dipped in gold. It’s brought to us by Tobias Wong and Ju$tAnother Rich Kid. Their inspiration is the man who has absolutely everything. Yes, the man who has everything… except for glittery shit. The rest of us? Well, the rest of us are trying to make ends meet and hoping to poop as discreetly as possible.

INCREDIBLE right? Tell us about it! No really, in the comments....

21 thoughts on “This Gold Pill Makes You Poop Glitter

  1. Myori

    soo how about them side effects..hmm I wonder how that’s going to turn out. Everything that seems good isn’t always good for you. Take the Radium Girls for example..sadly, they had to learn the hard way.

  2. desiree

    Back when I was in high school my friends and I put glitter in our water and drank it… our poop had glitter in it. It was the funniest thing ever. If you try it make sure theres a lot of glitter in the water. A few spoonfulls at least. It doesnt hurt going down. You wont choke.

  3. Adam everaert

    I strongly advise pet owners to use those pills on their pets, sidewalk would suddenly become so much apealing …

  4. Coco

    You don’t need to pay that much. My kid has glittery poos every time he does arts and crafts… just eat regular glitter, it works just fine.

  5. SighRN

    Too bad they didn’t put it in their head b/c this a sh** for brains idea…#gonetoofar

  6. Mark Castro

    It’d be impossible to collect enough poop to break-even on a refiner capable of separating gold leaf from poop.

  7. insomnicat

    no one likes fake gold and any girlfriend will check your stools to make sure you ain’t shitting the fake stuff! She’ll go get it appraised and everything!

  8. mandrakken

    This is really quite brilliant, however, the report is ruined by the journalists lack of writing skill and passive agressive subtext.

  9. Kay Dann

    Ha who needs gold poo when you can crap all the colours of the rainbow. Crayola Crayons people. That’s where the sh*ts at.

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