This Gold Pill Makes You Poop Glitter

This Gold Pill Makes You Poop Glitter

Want to shit gold? I mean, LITERALLY? Just swallow one of these Gold Pills and all your glittery doo-doo dreams will come true. This product is totally for real-real and not just for play-play. The pill capsule will set you back $425, is filled with 24-karat gold leaf and dipped in gold. It’s brought to us by Tobias Wong and Ju$tAnother Rich Kid. Their inspiration is the man who has absolutely everything. Yes, the man who has everything… except for glittery shit. The rest of us? Well, the rest of us are trying to make ends meet and hoping to poop as discreetly as possible.

INCREDIBLE right? Tell us about it! No really, in the comments....
  • uksceptic


  • wut

    pay $425 just to watch golden poop being flushed -.-‘

  • Ozz

    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… nice!

  • lol

    worth it as long as you poop in a public place

  • Calvin

    Tywin Lannister would love this!

  • Myori

    soo how about them side effects..hmm I wonder how that’s going to turn out. Everything that seems good isn’t always good for you. Take the Radium Girls for example..sadly, they had to learn the hard way.

  • Ed

    First cookie butter, now gold glitter poo pills. This story made my day.

  • GoldPooper

    I had like 10 of these so far.

  • desiree

    Back when I was in high school my friends and I put glitter in our water and drank it… our poop had glitter in it. It was the funniest thing ever. If you try it make sure theres a lot of glitter in the water. A few spoonfulls at least. It doesnt hurt going down. You wont choke.

  • Adam everaert

    I strongly advise pet owners to use those pills on their pets, sidewalk would suddenly become so much apealing …

  • Adam

    Also people would volunteer to pick the poop up.

  • Coco

    You don’t need to pay that much. My kid has glittery poos every time he does arts and crafts… just eat regular glitter, it works just fine.

  • SighRN

    Too bad they didn’t put it in their head b/c this a sh** for brains idea…#gonetoofar

  • Mark Castro

    It’d be impossible to collect enough poop to break-even on a refiner capable of separating gold leaf from poop.

  • kool aid

    I want glittery shit what about glittery diarrhea.

  • aidan

    I like picking up shit.

  • insomnicat

    no one likes fake gold and any girlfriend will check your stools to make sure you ain’t shitting the fake stuff! She’ll go get it appraised and everything!

  • alexyokorker

    this is not healthy

  • mandrakken

    This is really quite brilliant, however, the report is ruined by the journalists lack of writing skill and passive agressive subtext.

  • Kay Dann

    Ha who needs gold poo when you can crap all the colours of the rainbow. Crayola Crayons people. That’s where the sh*ts at.

  • fako namo

    Just drink a few shots of Goldschläger. Duh.

  • Richard Castaldo


  • dopperpod


  • Les

    Save your self the hassle of ordering one… I will gladly clean up your dogs shit for 425 a week lol

  • AnAngel

    Midas touch doggie park

  • Jacob Lee Jackson

    No, just burn the poop in a controlled environment. Bio material is not like an element that binds to it e.g. silver, titanium, etc. It’s not a poop alloy haha

  • Cody Erdmann


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