If you want your lips to always burn with the tasty flavor of Sriracha, you could either carry a bottle with you everywhere and chug it, or you could use this lip balm. Another awesome Sriracha product from J&D’s and The Oatmeal, Sriracha Rooster Sauce Lip Balm will make you feel smoking hot all day long. Surprisingly it doesn’t actually burn your lips—in fact it’s SPF 15 so it will protect your lips from sunburn. That’s irony. At least I think it it’s irony… but what the hell do I know? I learned about irony from Alanis Morissette in the 90′s. Apparently rain on your wedding day isn’t ironic—it just sucks.