Just when you thought cupcakes couldn’t get any more surprising—BAM—chlamydia. Okay actually I have no idea what diseases these cupcakes are meant to portray. I just know that I’m never having unprotected sex with a cupcake ever again. UK Baker Miss Cakehead created these STD cakes for London’s St. Batholomew’s Hospital Pathology Museum in order to educate people about the importance of safe sex. Presumably she’s reaching the right audience because you have to be the type of person willing to try anything once to eat these cupcakes. This is a Halloween tie-in so she’s also got cancer cookies, carbuncle bars and infected toenail treats just to skeeve people out even more.