The good people at Lollyphile bring us these Sriracha flavored lollipops. Mmm, Sriracha: the magical sauce that you can put on everything, including your breakfast branflakes. Ah man, I love Sriracha so I’m totally gonna put some Sriracha on my Sriracha lollipop. I know — I’m crazy! Don’t like Sriracha?
You’re dead to me! Lollyphile offers tons more flavors like White Russian, Absinthe, Bourbon, and Habañero Tequila. Yes, I only mentioned the booze-related ones. Why? Because that’s all that matters to me. Booze, Sriracha, candy, and my reputation. Just kidding I gave up on my rep years ago. So just booze, Sriracha, candy. The trifecta of malnutrition.