New Pizza You Can Eat For Every Meal

Scientist Mike Lean (NOT to be confused with Mike Lean Cuisine) has created a sea weed based pizza which contains all the vitamins, minerals, and nutrients you need if you eat it 3 times a day, every day. I’m just not sure how I feel about this. Yeah, my mom would feel a lot more comfortable with pizza making up my entire food pyramid (which makes total sense considering it’s a TRIANGLE and don’t get me started on the four basic food groups: dough, sauce, cheese, pepperoni), but what the hell is a pizza without the greasy-greasy? I’m talking like the kind that you need no less than 6 napkins to mop up the fat juices. So greasy it just slides down my throat and lands in the pizza party in my stomach. No chewing necessary!

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