Where do babies come from? I don’t know. No one will give me a straight answer. Where do baby carrots come from? Just watch the short video above. It… is not what you think. This whole time, we thought baby carrots were, well, baby carrots. But they’re not. They’re grown-ass carrots moonlighting as baby carrots. Imposters! I feel deceived! This is EXACTLY why I have trust issues.
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I KNEW it! My mommy says babies come from cabbage patches, not industrial carrot farms. Carrots look like my wee wee, which my wife assures me had no role in the making of our four kids. Our mailman sure is friendly!