Boozing On The Job: Tie With Hidden Flask

Is spiking your morning coffee just not cutting it anymore? You got a problem! But you’re in luck, because now there’s the Flask Tie, a necktie that holds a secret hidden flask. It’s brought to us by the same people who gave us the Pillow Tie. Seems like they’ve really got something against productivity. Me too, high five! F*** trying to get stuff done, I’m trying to coast by in life. The flask holds 8 oz of hooch and the tie comes 6 different colors in the same stripey pattern. So not only can you continue to get boozy on the clock, but your boss is totally going to appreciate your new, more professional work attire. Win-win!

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