This is The World’s First Diamond Ring. As in, it’s carved completely from one big-ass rock. The project was designed and executed by Shawish Jewelry of Geneva. The ring will set you back $70 million (pshh, that’s just pocket change!) and weighs 150 carats. Dayum — that’s one fancy piece of joo-ree! Whoever ends up with this rock must be a real special lady. Lord knows I’ve never received any kind of ring from anyone. Unless you count ringworm, in which case I have and I got it from my cat, Penelope. To be honest, our relationship has never quite been the same since then. She’s convinced she got it from me!