Most people don’t need any encouragement when it comes to eating dessert. Diet Biscuits, however, try to dissuade you from ingesting them with rude messages. Look — I never met a cookie I didn’t eat and a cookie containing some silly message like ‘Hands Off’ isn’t going to deter me. It’s only going to egg (+butter+flour+sugar) me on. Besides I can’t read anyway. Even if I could, it wouldn’t stop me. Nothing can stop me. OM NOM NOM NOM.