It’s doggy style because… it’s a reindeer Christmas sweater for dogs. There’s nothing inappropriate about this sweater—it’s just reindeer playing reindeer games. This is obviously mid-leap frog. If you recall, we featured this same sweater for humans a few years ago. If you don’t recall, it’s probably because you had too much eggnog at the office holiday party, threw up on the boss’s $3,000 suit (COME ON!), got fired and spent the next several months binge drinking until you forgot everything that happened. After that your girlfriend left you, and took your dog with her. He would have loved this sweater. You know what you should do? Buy him the sweater and win back her heart! Or steal back your dog!
