Must Read: How To Poo At Work

There are two schools of thought when it comes to doing your business at work. (And by business I don’t mean filing TPS reports.) Some say don’t do it at all, while people like me say “WOO-HOO! I’m totally getting paid to poop right now!” Really though, there are a lot of factors to consider, like how uptight your coworkers are and whether you get paid hourly or salary. But regardless of which side of the stall you’re on in this debate, sometimes when you gotta go you gotta go push the kid from the mailroom out of your damn on your way so you can get to the bathroom in time. If you’re unsure of how to handle these situations check out How To Poo At Work. The book contains tips on what to do in awkward situations like when you’re boss enters the bathroom at the same time or the toilet paper roll escapes the stall.

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