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What It Was Like When Your Parents Did the Nasty In the Pasty

by Jenni Chasteen

What It Was Like When Your Parents Did the Nasty In the Pasty

Picture this: a young married couple drives home from watching Terms of Endearment in the theater on a cool summer evening.They stop at the gas station on the way home to fill up their Dodge Caravan (which by the way, only cost them $1.2 per gallon) as Billy Jean begins to play on the radio. I won’t tell you what happens next, but know this: July 13th, 1983 was the most romantic day in history. Actually I’m thankful that I don’t have any more details about this day, considering it happens to be the day I was conceived. If you’re curious about what things were like the day you were conceived (and don’t want to have an embarrassing conversation with your parents) check out GE’s Pattern Recognition page and enter your b-day.

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