There’s a new trend going around — crying while eating. Well I wouldn’t say it’s a new trend. I’ve been doing that for years! But now apparently people are taking pictures and videos of it and posting them on the internet. Why? Well, if something happens and you don’t notify the internet, then it never really happened. CryingWhileEating.com has all the crying while eating you need. Some are real, others are not, but all make me sad to be alive. Now if you don’t mind me, I’m going to go cry into a bowl of cereal. Partially because of this mess but also, I don’t have any milk. We live a cruel world!