Pet groomers Jessica and Amanda are looking to trademark and patent temporary tattoos for dogs. The Lady & The Tramp Stamps (yeah I did!) are just cuts into the fur, some designs take an hour to complete, and last about 14 weeks. Man, this stuff is almost as bad as those hair feathers for dogs from a couple months back. Look at that dog down there in pic number 2! He’s checking out his dog-tat and is clearly full of regret. Almost as much regret as I am when I come back to my place and realize I’ve left a pizza in the oven for 10 hours and burned my apartment building to the ground.