Liquor’s Secret Ingredient Is Breasts

Close your eyes and picture your two favorite things. Okay, let me guess what they are… Boobies and booze? Eee! I knew it! Damn, I’m good. G-Sprits is a company who can also read your mind and has combined your two favorite things into one product: booze that’s been poured over the breasts of a sexy lady. For real. This is not a dream. The drank is offered in rum poured over Amina, whiskey on Alexa, and vodka collected from Evelin. The company has a guarantee that every drop touched the breasticle skins of the model. They also promise the product is in line with all health code regulations and that booty sweat would be an ideal chaser. Just kidding about that last part. Man you shoulda seen your face!

Warning: Product Site is NSFW on account of, you know, nekkid boobs. $165 Source