by Jenni Chasteen
The liberal media may say that corporate “fat cats” run the world, but only a select few know the truth—actual cats run the world. That’s right. The real reason cats are as spoiled and demanding as a hotel heiress is because they are as rich and powerful as one. (In fact that smug look on Fluffy’s face comes from the knowledge that he makes more in a day than you do in a year) Ca$h Cats exposes the feline community’s closely guarded secret with candid photos of cats literally rolling in dough. Unfortunately so far no one has been able to do anything to stop these conniving kitties because whenever anyone gets close to them they become hypnotized by the adorable sound of purring.