Staring At Breasts Is Good For You

Staring At Breasts Is Good For You

Today marks a true victory for science. A German study has proven what men around the world have always known deep down in their hearts—staring at breasts is good for your health. The study instructed 250 men to stare at breasts on a daily basis, while another 250 men were told to avoid looking at breasts all together. After five years (which probably seemed much longer to the guys who couldn’t stare at breasts) the results showed that staring at breasts could help men to avoid high blood pressure and heart problems. The researchers responsible for this fine piece of science recommend staring at breasts for ten minutes a day. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go lower my blood pressure.

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  • jess

    yea im sure it will give you higher blood pressure..from fighting all day with your gf/wife cause you wont look at her boobs and the other ones didint have that stress cause what girls gunna date a guy who says there staring at breast for 5 years as a study there gunna think…pervert

  • Puhleeeeeeze

    These results are purely due to the stress of avoiding doing something. These heightened stress levels occur in all people who are told NOT to do something. Psychologist Roy Baumeister did a test where all subjects had plates of sweets placed in front of them, and given a puzzle to do. Those who were told not to eat any sweets consistently did poorly on the puzzle.

  • http://pjpoetry@tpg.com.au handy andy33

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    FAIR SUKKA THA SAV ………..
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!…………
    I’VE GOT A BUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBERLY BUNCH OF COCONUTS, AND…
    THE LEFT ONE IS HANGING DOWN REAL LOW….YOU
    GIVE HIM A TWIST, A FLICK OF THE WRIST !!! AND
    JUST SIT AND WATCH HIM GLOW….cha cha cha

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