This is a trailer for The Princess Bride if The Princess Bride was a horror film called The Princess Died. It was made by Youtuber Phillip Raupach who did a pretty good job ruining my childhood by making one of the most magical movies completely terrifying. Thanks, Phil! Can I call you Phil? And while I’m at it, can I forward you my therapy bills? Because what you’ve done here is just INCOMPREHENSIBLE! (Amidoinitrite?)