Dudes Play ‘Jingle Bells’ With Their Dongs

In a move that will shock, appall, and put you right the F into the Christmas spirit, here’s a commercial of six mens playing Jingle Bells with their ding dongs. The commersh is advertising Joe Boxers for Kmart. Weheheheeeelll! Kmart, you krinky-ass mofos. I didn’t know you had it in you. Then again, I haven’t been to Kmart in years because I thought you made like Circuit City and went bankrupt. Plus Kmart is like Walmart’s ooky little brother. I don’t want any part of that. Yes, I have spent a lot of time thinking about this and no, I do not feel the need to justify my reasoning.