by Jenni Chasteen
Get with the program internet. We’re no longer impressed by videos of people juggling or solving Rubik’s cubes in a few seconds. Oh wait, this guy does them both at the same time? Daaaayum. That’s impressive. But now I’m bored again… and with heightened expectations of YouTube videos. Thanks a lot juggling Rubik’s cube guy! (Where’s that sarcasm font when you need it?) Okay, seriously, I’m freaking out. I need more procrastination material or I might have to actually do some real work. Quick! Someone upload a video of a cat making a weird face while skiing on watermelons and rapping about double rainbows!