Tube-Wringer: For The Last Bit Of Toothpaste

This is the Tube-Wringer. It’s for squeezing out that laaaast bit of toothpaste. Because toothpaste, my friend, is worth it’s weight in 9 out of 10 dentists who say you need to  take better care of your mouth region. You can’t go around tossing a nearly empty tube all willy nilly! The device claims to squeeze up to 35% more toothpaste while saving your forearms the extra exertion it’d take to do it manually. I gotcha, because your forearms need all the rest and relaxation they can get. Get it? I’m saying you fap too much, homie! You know, you could save yourself the 20 plus bucks and be like me. I just suck the paste straight from the tube. Works like a charm. Now I know what you’re thinking, and the answer is yes, I’m nasty! $22 Source