Puppet Gives Tips To NYC Tourists

Glove and Boots, a webseries starring puppets, brings us Johnny T’s NYC Tourist Tips. This puppet is a native New Yorker and lays out all the rules for out of town visitors. He’s got a lot of good points. Tourists manage to make it super easy to hate them with a deep and profound passion. That’s right, after a while it becomes a hobby. A hobby that could easily become dangerous. Because there’s nothing more annoying than an entire group strolling side by side, taking up the whole damn sidewalk so no one can get around, stopping to take a picture every three seconds, and you’re just trying to make it to work on time. In those situations it’s easy to justify Red Rover-ing through those @$$holes and flicking them off for good measure because HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE BE SO OBLVIOUS? ARE YOU NOT AWARE OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS? Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go take my blood pressure medication.