When it comes to food, I practice the boyscout motto: always be prepared. I fill my pockets to the brim with candy because there’s nothing worse than being, well, anywhere and not have some sugar to munch on. But a portable BBQ? Oh my god — is this a trick question? Can I say yes? The Carson Portable Rotisserie Grill is exactly what it sounds like (heaven, amirite?), a rotisserie grill in a briefcase. It promises “ultimate portability” and “an unforgettable culinary experience.” Uh, YES PLEASE! From now on, I’ll be lining these pockets with f***ing meats galore!