Honey, Don’t Wash Your Hair With the Vodka

If you’ve ever been on a cruise, you know the importance of smuggling alcohol. Those SOB cruise lines offer drinks at crazy inflated prices and then inspect the hell out of your bags before you get on board the ship. Shampbooze is a stealthy way to bring your own hooch on your high seas adventure. The set of two 16 ounce flasks are virgin, food grade faux plastic shampoo and conditioner bottles, ready to fool ‘em all. The company not only blurs the labels to keep them under the radar, they also redesign them every few months. $8