Because the 90s are making a comeback no matter how hard I fight it, corny bands Smash Mouth & Sugar Ray are headlining a music festival that takes place on a cruise. Tickets for the 3-day event start at $650 and go up from there. How up? $1,800. They’ve got payment plans, too. Which makes me all kinds of sad. Ahhh just imagine, three days surrounded by the deep blue sea, trapped on a cruise ship with Smash Mouth and f***ing Sugar Ray. Just the thought alone almost makes you want to jump overboard, doesn’t it?