Cosmic Boobies: Playboy Space Station

Playboy is working with Virgin Galactic to bring us Earthlings a new club. The location? Outer space. OMG, finally! I’ve always wanted to see what alien teeties look like. I hope they’re every bit as laser nippled as I imagined. The cruise ship-esque Playboy Space Station plans on include a casino, zero gravity bungee jumping (so…floating?), a zero gravity dance club, and private orbital pleasure dome. All the deets are mapped out in the March issue of Playboy magazine. I just picked up a copy and I’m a little confused. In the entire article there is literally ZERO mention of alien jubblies. Which brings me to the question on everyone’s mind: no aliens? THEN WHAT’S THE POINT? Source