A Japanese Airline Has R2-D2 Jets For International Flights

This fall Japanese airline All Nippon Airways is rolling out R2-D2 themed jets for international flights. It’s all part of a promotion for the new Star Wars movie coming out. You might have heard about it. I for one would absolutely ride the hell out of an R2-D2 plane! In cargo, of course. Paying for those tiny seats is for chumps! Rolling around with all the luggage and peeping through everyone’s stuff is where it’s at. Just uh, don’t tell the authorities. Airport prison ain’t no joke! But that’s a story for another time. Jk, I can’t talk about it publicly. Court orders!