by Brittany High
Tokyo just opened up a cafe called Soineya. It’s a place where customers can pay to get their cuddle on with a pretty lady. An hour long snug sesh comes out to about 6,000 yen, which is just over $75. That… is too much money to be doing something so incredibly depressing as spooning a stranger. I mean if you’re really hard up for a cuddle buddy, just head to the bar. That place has got plenty of lonely people who’d let you spoon them. And all for the low, low price of a bar tab. Well, low unless you’re buying my drinks. If you’re buying my drinks then… yeah, it’d probably be cheaper at Soineya .