I’m not an expert on, well, anything really, but I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say I don’t think this Pony Girl Rocker was made for children. I think it’s for sexy time. I could be wrong though. I usually am. Except for the off-chance that I’m right, so I’ve got that going for me. The rocking
horse lady was designed by Peter Jakubik and made out of plywood. Now, back to that whole sexy time thing — you think there’s a good chance a person could get a splinter from this thing… ya know, down there? ‘Cause that experience sounds like it would be… whatever the opposite of sexy is.