Roses Are For Chumps! Get A Plush Unicorn Bouquet Instead

Valentine’s day is just around the corner and you know what that means. It’s time to line to pockets of greeting card companies, florists, and candy manufacturers by purchasing cliche gifts that no one really wants, but everyone definitely expects. Or you could break the cycle of monotony with a gift that’s really unique and thoughtful—a bouquet of plush unicorns. Unlike flowers which will wilt and die, plush unicorns will give your sweetie an unlimited amount of joy. It’s the perfect way to send the message that your love is rare and magical—not to mention sickeningly adorable.