Proof That I’m The Goddamn Batman

Forget Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent, and Diana Prince—you’re the real hero for being brave enough to fill your room with action figures past the age of 12. Now you can put yourself in the role of your favorite superheroes thanks to these Personalised Superhero Action Figures. Just send Firebox a couple of headshots and they’ll send you a custom action figure head along with the body of Superman, Batman, The Joker, Wonder Woman, or Batgirl. When your kit arrives you can pop off their original head and replace it with yours, thus assuming their identity so you can protect Gotham, Metropolis, or wherever the hell Wonder Woman fights crime.

$128