Potty Putter: Mini-Golfing On The Toilet

The Potty Putter is for the avid golfer who can’t put his clubs down long enough to drop the kids off at the pool. God I’m disgusting. The toilet mini-golf kit includes a putting green that fits around your commode, 2 golf balls (just in case you hit one into a water hazard), a putter, flag stick, and “Do Not Disturb” sign. You know, so no one bothers you while you’re putting on the pot. But who’s gonna slow clap for you when you make a hole in one? Exactly — the same person who’s gonna run out of the bathroom saying “What the f*** did you eat? You nasty!” $20