by Brittany High
This is the Crazy Cat Lady Board Game. Whoever created this obviously knows their demographic — cat ladies love board games! You ever seen a woman dress up her kitties and try to play games with them? I have: me! Usually Butters tries to eat the player pieces, Ding-Dong swats the dice, but this particular game has a spinner instead which is more of Killer Breff’s cup of tea.
The idea is to collect more cats than the other players as you make your way around the board. You can gain more cats by landing on spaces like “Save a Cat Stuck in a Tree” and “Rescue Grumpy Old Cat From Pound”. Some spaces also take cats away from you like “Beware of Dog” and “Kitten Distracted by Bit of Fluff”.
Oh, please. Rescuing a cat from a tree is like a novice level cat lady kinda tactic. I’ve broken into shelters and thrown entire litters into sacks and went back for more. If I see a cat on the street I leave trails of Meow Mix so that it’ll follow me home and keep it. If I see a “Found Cat” sign, I call the number and claim the kitty for my own. This isn’t just some board game, people — it’s real f***ing cat lady life! $16.25 Source