Don’t Let The Tanorexic Mom Doll Near Skipper

I don’t care what anyone says, the Tanorexic doll looks good and all them other Barbie dolls are just jealous, fat and ugly. Just don’t let her near Skipper—child dolls shouldn’t not go tanning. The Tanorexic doll by Hero Builders has orange skin and yellow hair, meant to look like a certain tanning-obsessed mother from Nutley, New Jersey who has been in the news lately. Of course if they wanted to go for authenticity the doll would be made of leather, not plastic. *Ba dum tss* $30