by Jenni Chasteen
If you’ve been worried about how much bling your dental grill has got, you’ve been worrying about the wrong things—like, in general, but also in regards to your grill features. “Play-A-Grill” by artist Aisen Chacin includes an MP3 player that can be controlled by the tongue. The sound is transmitted via bone conduction rather than speakers or headphones. While this is all very interesting strictly on a technological standpoint, my only question is DEAR GOD WHY??? It’s bad enough we have to deal with people wearing stupid fake teeth and blastic their music in public, now those two things are combined into one super obnoxious item? Society is doomed.