Store Troopers: C3PO And R2-D2 USB Drives

Because a plain old regular USB flash drive just doesn’t cut it (you’re so high maintenance!), here are some Star Wars themed jumps called Store Troopers. Get it? Not Storm Troopers, but Store Troopers! Like, they store your work files and — you’re right, it’s not fun if I have to explain it. Anyway, the drives come in R2-D2 and C3PO. Yeesh, about that. I can’t imagine what kind of sick person would even want a C3PO version of anything, but I sure as hell don’t want to see what kinda stuff they’re gonna use a C3PO flash drive for. I bet it’d be like 100% pr0n stash. Just all robot kinky clanging metal wieners and other nightmarish kinda shit. And if that’s what you’re into, you might as well just stick a knife in the toaster and call it a life, amirite? $25