Strapya is selling these Delicious Food Stands for Smartphones. Choose from one of 5 options: hot pancakes, a cheese burger with fries, rice ball toro shrimp, and salmon roe. Or collect them all! Because you can never have too many smartphone stands. Unless you’re me. I don’t need a smartphone, I’ve got a pager. Which brings me to my next (VALID) question: why the hell don’t they make pager-stands? I mean, c’mon, why hasn’t any manufactured Delicious Food Stand for Pagers? Oh you laugh now, but the 90’s are making a comeback, dammit. You just wait and see!