by Brittany High
Last year Neorowear brought us Necomini ears, those adorable brainwave-controlled kitty cat ears that convey emotion. Now they’re back with a tail to match! It’s called Shippo and has a neuro sensor that reads your heartbeat and brainwaves. Your fluffy tail will react based on your mood, like wagging when you’re happy or going between your legs when you’re being shamed for pooping on the rug. But that’s not all! Oh no, it also tags your results and location on an app to share with social media sites. You know, so I’ll know whether to stay the hell away from you because you’re in a crummy mood or if now’s a primo time to ask you for money since you’re feeling unusually cheery. What? I’m an opportunist! Also suuuuuuuper broke.